Posted: May 10th, 2011 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: bees, police, theft | No Comments »
From BBC News: Dundee University research bees stolen
Boffins’ bees burgled
Police are told to beehive
as they set up sting
Posted: May 9th, 2011 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: money, Pippa, porn, Royal Wedding | No Comments »
From Digital Spy – Pippa Middleton offered $5 million to do porn
Pip’s booty booty.
Harry cheers, and then he weeps –
Can’t find his wallet.
(Image: © PA Images)
Pippa Middleton offered $5 million to do porn
Posted: November 30th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: barbie, calendar, lesbian, matell, plastic | No Comments »
From Orange – Barbie makers to sue over lesbian calendar
Doll desires damsel.
Her new little plastic friend
needs no batteries
Posted: November 16th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: blind, guide pony, student | No Comments »
From The Telegraph: Blind student uses ‘guide pony’
Mini mare makes mark.
By the way, she is not dumb,
just a little horse.
Posted: November 8th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: doctor, enema, health, poo, superbug, sweden | No Comments »
From The Local: Sweden looks to fight superbugs with ‘other people’s poop’
Quack packs cack in crack.
Wait until you hear about
option number two
(Thanks to DB for the story link)
Posted: November 3rd, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: brazilian, cleaning, czech, nude, tidy | No Comments »
From The Metro: Nude cleaning agency launched by hard-up Czech students
Buffing in the buff.
Prefer Brazilians for
a tidy downstairs.
Posted: October 27th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: china, crab, shellfish, vending machine | No Comments »
From the Telegraph: Crab vending machines for Chinese commuters
A complete shell out.
Careful, if the machine falls
we’ll have crushed-Asians
Posted: October 26th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: bank, credit crunch, horny | No Comments »
F
rom The Telegraph: Bankers derived ‘erotic thrill from credit crunch’
Bankrupt and bawdy.
The real merchant bankers made
dirty deposits.
Posted: October 19th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: meat, pants, steak, thief, trousers | 19 Comments »
From NewsOK.com: Man stuffs 8 steaks in his pants at Braum’s in Durant
Fillet filcher fail
With his trousers packed with meat
no room for two veg
Posted: October 18th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: cash, chris moyles, drugs | No Comments »
From the BBC: Charity offers UK drug addicts £200 to be sterilised
Numpty gets neutered.
Let’s raise some cash and search out
Chris Moyles’ phone number