Haiku – Stolen Bees

Posted: May 10th, 2011 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Oh, beehiveFrom BBC News: Dundee University research bees stolen

Boffins’ bees burgled
Police are told to beehive
as they set up sting


Haiku – Pippa Middleton offered $5M for porn role

Posted: May 9th, 2011 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

Pippa MiddletonFrom Digital Spy – Pippa Middleton offered $5 million to do porn

Pip’s booty booty.
Harry cheers, and then he weeps –
Can’t find his wallet.

(Image: © PA Images)

 

 

Pippa Middleton offered $5 million to do porn


Haiku – Matell sue over lesbian Barbie

Posted: November 30th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

Lesbian BarbieFrom Orange – Barbie makers to sue over lesbian calendar

Doll desires damsel.
Her new little plastic friend
needs no batteries


Haiku – Guide Pony

Posted: November 16th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Guide PonyFrom The Telegraph: Blind student uses ‘guide pony’

Mini mare makes mark.
By the way, she is not dumb,
just a little horse.


Haiku – Fight superbugs with poo enema

Posted: November 8th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , , | No Comments »

From The Local: Sweden looks to fight superbugs with ‘other people’s poop’

Quack packs cack in crack.
Wait until you hear about
option number two

(Thanks to DB for the story link)


Haiku – Nude Cleaners

Posted: November 3rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

CleanerFrom The Metro: Nude cleaning agency launched by hard-up Czech students

Buffing in the buff.
Prefer Brazilians for
a tidy downstairs.


Haiku – Crab Vending Machines

Posted: October 27th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

Crab VendingFrom the Telegraph: Crab vending machines for Chinese commuters

A complete shell out.
Careful, if the machine falls
we’ll have crushed-Asians


Haiku – Bankers horny over collapse

Posted: October 26th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

FComplete Bankerrom The Telegraph: Bankers derived ‘erotic thrill from credit crunch’

Bankrupt and bawdy.
The real merchant bankers made
dirty deposits.


Haiku – Steaks hidden in trousers

Posted: October 19th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

TrousersFrom NewsOK.com: Man stuffs 8 steaks in his pants at Braum’s in Durant

Fillet filcher fail
With his trousers packed with meat
no room for two veg


Haiku – Sterilised for Cash

Posted: October 18th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

cash for addictsFrom the BBC: Charity offers UK drug addicts £200 to be sterilised

Numpty gets neutered.
Let’s raise some cash and search out
Chris Moyles’ phone number