From BBC News: Dundee University research bees stolen
Boffins’ bees burgled
Police are told to beehive
as they set up sting
From Digital Spy – Pippa Middleton offered $5 million to do porn
Pip’s booty booty.
Harry cheers, and then he weeps –
Can’t find his wallet.
(Image: © PA Images)
From Orange – Barbie makers to sue over lesbian calendar
Doll desires damsel.
Her new little plastic friend
needs no batteries
From The Telegraph: Blind student uses ‘guide pony’
Mini mare makes mark.
By the way, she is not dumb,
just a little horse.
From The Local: Sweden looks to fight superbugs with ‘other people’s poop’
Quack packs cack in crack.
Wait until you hear about
option number two
(Thanks to DB for the story link)
From The Metro: Nude cleaning agency launched by hard-up Czech students
Buffing in the buff.
Prefer Brazilians for
a tidy downstairs.
From the Telegraph: Crab vending machines for Chinese commuters
A complete shell out.
Careful, if the machine falls
we’ll have crushed-Asians
F
rom The Telegraph: Bankers derived ‘erotic thrill from credit crunch’
Bankrupt and bawdy.
The real merchant bankers made
dirty deposits.
From NewsOK.com: Man stuffs 8 steaks in his pants at Braum’s in Durant
Fillet filcher fail
With his trousers packed with meat
no room for two veg
From the BBC: Charity offers UK drug addicts £200 to be sterilised
Numpty gets neutered.
Let’s raise some cash and search out
Chris Moyles’ phone number