Posted: January 31st, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: facebook, prison | No Comments »
From Times Online: Jailed Gangster Runs Organisation Via Facebook
Dave is doing bird
Dave has joined the group “Cartel”
Does Jack Straw like this?
Posted: January 30th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: dinosaur, feather, ginger | No Comments »
From BBC News: Ginger Dinosaur
A feathered friend or
cringe before the mighty ginge?
- Carrottopteryx
Posted: January 29th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: stone age, surgeon | No Comments »
From Times online: Rethink on history of surgery
NHS B.C.
Ugg booked in for a flu jab
Still on waiting list
Posted: January 28th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: bananas, dress code, dressing gown, tesco | No Comments »
From BBC News: Tesco dress code
Tesco – You can’t buy
Bananas in pyjamas.
Dressing down, not gown.
Posted: January 27th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: Eric Cantona, play, stage | No Comments »
From Times Online – Cantona takes to the stage
A play of two halves.
Eric – footballer, actor,
with noises off-side.
Posted: January 26th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: AQA, exam, facebook | No Comments »
From BBC News: Students Question Exam
Candidates want a
Q&A at AQA -
‘Tis a rubric’s boob?
Posted: January 25th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: elderly, pension | No Comments »
From BBC News – Call for over 65s to keep working
“Pension? What pension?
Kid, I want to continue
working in-dentured.”
Posted: January 24th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: divorce, swan | No Comments »
From BBC News – Experts stunned by swan divorce.
So, what were your grounds?
“She was a pain in the neck,
Driving this cob nuts.”
Posted: January 23rd, 2010 | Author: admin | Filed under: other Haiku | No Comments »
In the net forest,
should a blog fall to the ground,
does anyone hear?
