Haiku – Facebook Organised Crime

Posted: January 31st, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , | No Comments »

Gangster uses Facebook in jailFrom Times Online: Jailed Gangster Runs Organisation Via Facebook

Dave is doing bird
Dave has joined the group “Cartel”
Does Jack Straw like this?


Haiku – Ginger Dinosaur

Posted: January 30th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Ginger DinosaurFrom BBC News: Ginger Dinosaur

A feathered friend or
cringe before the mighty ginge?
– Carrottopteryx


Haiku – Stone Age Surgeon

Posted: January 29th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , | No Comments »

Stone Age SurgeonsFrom Times online: Rethink on history of surgery

NHS B.C.
Ugg booked in for a flu jab
Still on waiting list


Haiku – Tesco dress code

Posted: January 28th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

Tesco NoticeFrom BBC News: Tesco dress code

Tesco – You can’t buy
Bananas in pyjamas.
Dressing down, not gown.


Haiku – Cantona On Stage

Posted: January 27th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Eric On StageFrom Times Online – Cantona takes to the stage

A play of two halves.
Eric – footballer, actor,
with noises off-side.


Haiku – Exam Questioned

Posted: January 26th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Exam FacebookFrom BBC News: Students Question Exam

Candidates want a
Q&A at AQA –
‘Tis a rubric’s boob?


Haiku – Working after 65

Posted: January 25th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , | No Comments »

Working over 65From BBC News – Call for over 65s to keep working

“Pension? What pension?
Kid, I want to continue
working in-dentured.”


Haiku – Swan ‘Divorce’

Posted: January 24th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , | No Comments »

SwansFrom BBC News – Experts stunned by swan divorce.

So, what were your grounds?
“She was a pain in the neck,
Driving this cob nuts.”


Not the last post. Hopefully.

Posted: January 23rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: other Haiku | No Comments »

In the net forest,
should a blog fall to the ground,
does anyone hear?