Haiku – Camel Beauty Pageant

From TVNZ: Tribes show best camels at beauty pageant.

Bactrian beauties
If yours fails the swimsuit round
Please don’t get the hump

Haiku – Mail delivered 27 years late

From The Telegraph: Royal Mail Delivers Package 27 Years Late.
It’s time to be frank
and think outside the postbox.
We need change post haste

Haiku – Elvis’s hair fails to sell

(image from 8notes.com)

From The Telegraph: Elvis’s hair fails to sell at auction.

King’s locks are Too Much
His fans’ spare cash is Way Down
Return To Sender

Haiku – World’s longest hair man dies

From the Metro: Man with ‘world’s longest hair’ dies.

Six metres long then
six feet under. Hair today,
and gone tomorrow.

Haiku – Scottish Restaurants to Fight Obesity

From Telegraph: Restaurants to serve smaller portions to combat obesity.

Mmm, what shall I have?
The double lard burger with
half of the salad.

Haiku – DUI with Lorry and Horse

From The Metro: Man Drunk Driving Lorry and Horse.

You can lead a horse
to the garage, but you can’t
after too much drink.

Haiku – Real Life Spiderman?

From The Telegraph: Discovery may lead to real life Spiderman.

Pete Parker prowess?
I can hardly wait, in fact,
I’m climbing the walls.

Haiku – Dogs on Prozac

From Times Online: Dogs Prescribed Prozac.

Canine chemistry -
what next, Lassie’s lithium,
or “get downers, Shep”

Haiku – Bagel Risks

From Mercury News: Bagel Causes Evacuation

A burning desire
for bagels is no excuse
for arson about.

(Thanks to Karen at http://havingalovelytimewriting.wordpress.com for offering the fun haiku challenge)

Haiku – Warp Speed Will Kill You

From The Register: Warp Speed Will Kill You.