Posted: February 19th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: birmingham, curry, dhal, exploding, tandoor | 4 Comments »
From BBC News: Crackdown on Birmingham’s Exploding Tandoors.
A tikka time bomb.
If it goes off, keep korma
and dhal 999.
Posted: February 18th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: 4 trillion degrees, apple pie, big bang, brookehaven, mcdonalds | No Comments »
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rom The Telegraph: Scientists Recreate Big Bang Temperatures.
Hotter than the sun
But still not as hot as a
McD’s apple pie.
Posted: February 17th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: cat, chef, stew | 4 Comments »
From The Guardian: TV Chef Recommends Cat Stew.
There’s more than one way
to skin a cat. After that?
Perhaps tem-purr-a?
Posted: February 16th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: oasis, pope, top 10, vatican | No Comments »
F
rom Times Online: Vatican reveal top 10 albums.
Revealed: The Pope Charts:
He enjoys “Morning Glory” -
so let us press play.
Posted: February 15th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: pregnancy, statistics, tories | No Comments »
From BBC News: Tories increase pregnancy stats tenfold.
Tories miss the point -
Ask who knocked up these numbers.
Some duff statistics.
Posted: February 14th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: doctor who, left, tardis, thatcher | No Comments »
From the Telegraph: Doctor Who had Anti-Thatcher Agenda
Was the Tardis a
lot more red on the inside
than on the outside?
Posted: February 13th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: farmer, landmine, russia | No Comments »
From BBC News: Farmer uses landmines to ward off trespassers
“Oi, get off my land -
otherwise it might cost you
an arm and a leg.”
Posted: February 12th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: betting, snooker, stephen lee | No Comments »
From BBC News: Snooker Betting Inquiry
Did he have the balls
to fix a game or two and
what did he pocket?
Posted: February 11th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: curry, poison | No Comments »
From BBC News: Curry Poisoner awaits final verdict.
He ought to have known
not to eat biryani
as it has ricin
Posted: February 10th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: fight, peanuts, tunbridge wells | No Comments »
From Metro.co.uk: Fight breaks out over last peanuts.
When the lads went nuts
Over the last dry roasted
They were assaulted
