Haiku – Robot Camel Jockeys

Posted: March 31st, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

FRobot Jockeysrom The Metro: Robot Jockeys in Camel Race.

Robots get the hump
Mission: be first pass the post
and KILL ALL HUMANS


Haiku – Women Created Beer

Posted: March 30th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , | No Comments »

Bringing BeerFrom The Telegraph – Men owe women for creating beer.

What’s brewing, ladies?
Sometimes sweet, sometimes bitter
Never too much head


Haiku – Old spies can’t use internet

Posted: March 29th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

BondFrom The Telegraph: Ageing spies unable to use internet

Tech spooks the old Spooks
New enemy is Facebook
The Spy Who Liked Me.


Haiku – Godfather’s right to use toilet sans filming

Posted: March 28th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

Mafia BossFrom The Telegraph – Mafia boss wins right to use toilet without being filmed.

Don on the dunnie.
Using private moments to
direct number two?


Haiku – Police apologise with beer

Posted: March 27th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

From The Telegraph: Police bungle raid, apologise with beer.

Police epic f-ale
Something stout to guard the door?
Perhaps a porter


Haiku – Drunken Teacher

Posted: March 26th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

FTeacherrom The Metro: Teacher arrested for drunken teaching.

DWI
Drunk while instructing. Subject?
Now she’s history.


Haiku – Prisoner Warned Over Flatulence

Posted: March 26th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

JailFrom The Telegraph: Prisoner Warned Over Flatulence Protest.

Fink makes stink in clink.
Perhaps there’s too much fibre
inside his porridge


Haiku – OAPs Kidnap Financial Advisor

Posted: March 24th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

FOAPs In Courtrom Sky via Yahoo – German Pensioners Jailed for Kidnapping Financial Advisor.

Silver savers served
For kidnapping their cash man.
Not so sweet FA


Haiku – Supersized Last Supper

Posted: March 23rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Last SupperFrom The Telegraph: Last Supper portions grow larger over time.

“What can I get you?”
“I’ll have five loaves and two fish.”
“Sure. Wanna go large?”


Haiku Challenge Daily – Proof

Posted: March 22nd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: daily challenge | Tags: , , | No Comments »

In response to Haiku Challenge Daily – proof

My theory does work
But only when I’m half drunk.
50% proof?