F
rom The Metro: Robot Jockeys in Camel Race.
Robots get the hump
Mission: be first pass the post
and KILL ALL HUMANS
From The Telegraph – Men owe women for creating beer.
What’s brewing, ladies?
Sometimes sweet, sometimes bitter
Never too much head
From The Telegraph: Ageing spies unable to use internet
Tech spooks the old Spooks
New enemy is Facebook
The Spy Who Liked Me.
From The Telegraph – Mafia boss wins right to use toilet without being filmed.
Don on the dunnie.
Using private moments to
direct number two?
From The Telegraph: Police bungle raid, apologise with beer.
Police epic f-ale
Something stout to guard the door?
Perhaps a porter
F
rom The Metro: Teacher arrested for drunken teaching.
DWI
Drunk while instructing. Subject?
Now she’s history.
From The Telegraph: Prisoner Warned Over Flatulence Protest.
Fink makes stink in clink.
Perhaps there’s too much fibre
inside his porridge
F
rom Sky via Yahoo – German Pensioners Jailed for Kidnapping Financial Advisor.
Silver savers served
For kidnapping their cash man.
Not so sweet FA
From The Telegraph: Last Supper portions grow larger over time.
“What can I get you?”
“I’ll have five loaves and two fish.”
“Sure. Wanna go large?”
In response to Haiku Challenge Daily – proof
My theory does work
But only when I’m half drunk.
50% proof?
