From The Telegraph – Council cuts down trees to get rid of doggers.
Deter the voyeur.
By keeping a tidy bush,
Tree fellers got wood
From BBC News – Robot serves remedies in Lincolnshire.
‘Droid dispenses drugs
Must find medicine quickly
and KILL ALL HUMANS
From Reuters via Yahoo: Mexican drug cops ask spirits for protection
PC Poltergeist
Magic tatts stop cartel caps
Call ghost drug busters
F
rom AFP Via Yahoo – Robbers search for help through job ads.
Man seeks man for ‘work’
Must have a good alibi
And getaway car
Two haikus in response to Haiku Challenge Daily – factory
New seeds, some compost
Add water and love, then wait
My veg factory
Factory doors close
Managers, jobs and hope leave
Community dies
A haiku about beer for @beerhaiku on Twitter. A personal best with 5 retweets.
Pale ale, stout, porter
bitter, dubbel or trippel.
But rarely lager
From The Telegraph – Tourist imprisoned for importing tea to Australia.
Cops kibosh cuppa
Leaves for soaking not smoking
Proper brewhaha
From Times Online: Sony boss calls for healthy cinema snacks.
Pass on the popcorn
say no to nachos, but still,
what’s in those hot dogs?
(Response to Haiku Challenge Daily – bucket)
A window cleaner
falls from top rung of ladder
and kicks the bucket
From AP via MSNBC: Woman hits sister with toilet tank lid
A sister assault.
She flips her lid, forcing sis
to fight the cistern
