From The Independent: Wildlife TV infringes animals’ privacy, says academic
Monitor lizards?
Paw print on release form or
ASBO for Oddie
From The Metro: Woman accused of being fat tries to eat man in retaliation
Probe into lost lobe
She tried to lose weight with the
Mike Tyson Diet
From The Metro: Armed robber wraps head in toilet paper as a disguise
Crim is a sheet head
When caught, it will be best for
him 2-ply guilty
From BBC News: Hollywood sign is saved at last minute by Hugh Hefner.
Tinsel Town tribute.
Hefner does what he can to
keep erections up
From The Register: Leonard Nimoy says no more Spock.
Nimoy hangs up ears
More would be illogical
- Live long and prosper
From The Scotsman: Jurors more likely to convict unattractive people.
Gormless found guilty
This is why Steve Buscemi
daren’t put a foot wrong
From The Independent: Police ban men with enlarged genitals
Plod plough out plonkers
To swell the force they have to
avoid big helmets
From The Telegraph: Elderly ‘Geezer bandit’ bank robber strikes again
OAPlea guilty
Diss him and he will pop a
flat cap in yo ass
From Reuters via Yahoo: Australian woman jailed over cheeseball murder
Cheesy snack attack
makes driver see red (leicester).
Wotsit all about?
From BBC News: Crows can use three tools.
Crow is no bird brain.
Can play chess, do soduku
but can’t work out “Lost”
