Haiku – TV Infringes Animal Privacy

Posted: April 30th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

David AttenboroughFrom The Independent: Wildlife TV infringes animals’ privacy, says academic

Monitor lizards?
Paw print on release form or
ASBO for Oddie


Haiku – ‘Fat’ Woman tries to eat man

Posted: April 29th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

EarFrom The Metro: Woman accused of being fat tries to eat man in retaliation

Probe into lost lobe
She tried to lose weight with the
Mike Tyson Diet


Haiku – Robbed Disguised With Toilet Paper

Posted: April 28th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

loo rollFrom The Metro: Armed robber wraps head in toilet paper as a disguise

Crim is a sheet head
When caught, it will be best for
him 2-ply guilty


Haiku – Hefner Saves Hollywood Sign

Posted: April 27th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

Hollywood SignFrom BBC News: Hollywood sign is saved at last minute by Hugh Hefner.

Tinsel Town tribute.
Hefner does what he can to
keep erections up


Haiku – Leonard Nimoy Retires

Posted: April 26th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

From The Register: Leonard Nimoy says no more Spock.

Nimoy hangs up ears
More would be illogical
– Live long and prosper


Haiku – Jurors against the unnattractive

Posted: April 25th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , | No Comments »

From The Scotsman: Jurors more likely to convict unattractive people.

Gormless found guilty
This is why Steve Buscemi
daren’t put a foot wrong


Haiku – Police ban enlarged genitals

Posted: April 24th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

From The Independent: Police ban men with enlarged genitals

Plod plough out plonkers
To swell the force they have to
avoid big helmets


Haiku – Elderly Bank Robber

Posted: April 23rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

Bank RobberFrom The Telegraph: Elderly ‘Geezer bandit’ bank robber strikes again

OAPlea guilty
Diss him and he will pop a
flat cap in yo ass


Haiku – Cheeseball Murder

Posted: April 22nd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

From Reuters via Yahoo: Australian woman jailed over cheeseball murder

Cheesy snack attack
makes driver see red (leicester).
Wotsit all about?


Haiku – Crows use tools

Posted: April 21st, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , | No Comments »

Crow ToolsFrom BBC News: Crows can use three tools.

Crow is no bird brain.
Can play chess, do soduku
but can’t work out “Lost”