From The Telegraph: Man loses licence after drink-driving in toy Barbie car
Dinky drink driving
How to tell it’s Barbie’s car -
Very big bumpers
From The Telegraph: Extreme Sports Killing The Elderly
Ancient excitement
The NHS should provide
mountaineering aids
From The Times: Titanic Letter Sets Auction Record.
“The drinks are superb
but my G and T really
does need some more ice”
From The Metro: ‘Coco’ the inflatable colon erected at entrance to shopping centre.
Colon crawl in mall
Did it increase sales figures?
I think it rectum
From The Telegraph: Herman Van Rompuy’s Publishes Book of Haikus.
Herman’s Haiku Hoard
Serene, simple, poetic
But no good fart gags
From The Telegraph: Milkman caught drunk driving float on early morning round.
Milkman hits bottle
On the float, everything sloshed
And yoghurts? Mullered.
From the Telegraph: Criminals evade capture with sheep disguise.
Cons flossy facade
Ovine outlaws on the run
A breach of the fleece
From The Telegraph: Braille pornographic magazine launched.
Braille jazz mag warning:
Your fingering may lead you
up a blind alley
From The Register: Labour Pledge 16.8 meg for all by 2012.
Labour’s broadband bodge.
Perhaps they have byten off
more than they can chew
From CW Philly: Meat supplier swipes steaks from diners’ plates.
Unpaid bill mis-steak
Say tartare to your dinner
It’s filet min-gone
