Haiku – 14 Sheep in Car

Posted: May 31st, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , | No Comments »

SheepFrom 3 News: Police find 14 sheep crammed into car

Someone tell Bo Peep
How many sheep could they fit
in an S-ewe-V?


Haiku – Drive Into River While Sugaring Coffee

Posted: May 30th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

SUV in riverFrom KTVZ: Driver Putting Sugar in Coffee Plunges in Santiam River

Need Caffè Hero
She ran agrounds while sampling
her new river blend


Haiku – Strip Poker

Posted: May 29th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

PokerFrom Orange: Strip poker contest set to go global
Depends where you look
whether you raise or fold. Me?
I’d rather hold ’em


Haiku – Spy Pigeon

Posted: May 28th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

From Yahoo News: Pigeon

Call Dick Dasterdly.
The pigeon was in charge of
an attempted coo


Haiku – Apple Bigger Than Microsoft

Posted: May 27th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , | No Comments »

AppsFrom BBC News: Apple passes Microsoft to be biggest tech company

Living the iLife
What next in Cupertino?
Think Monopoly


Haiku – Robbers Blow Up Bank

Posted: May 26th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Dead bankFrom Orange: Bank Robbers Blow Up Bank

More bang for your buck
They went a bit too far with
the hole in the wall


Haiku – Office Robot

Posted: May 25th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , | No Comments »

Office RobotFrom Orange: New robot stands-in for office workers

A corporate drone.
Gossip, surf porn, drink coffee
and KILL ALL HUMANS


Haiku – Nuns Set Up Massage Service

Posted: May 24th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

NunsFrom Orange: Nuns Set Up Massage Service

The local clergy
will enforce no ‘extras’. Fine.
Don’t bash the bishop.


Haiku – Man grows pot to pay legal bill

Posted: May 23rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , | No Comments »

GrowerFrom Sun Journal: Man says he grew pot to pay attorney

Debt dealt with dope dough
This hippie lettuce grower
likes his bread toasted


Haiku – Psychic search for cat

Posted: May 22nd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

OliverFrom BBC News: Psychic joins search for missing cat in Lincolnshire

Search with Mystic Mog
“I see the future clearly.
You will waste a grand.”