Haiku – 14 Sheep in Car
Posted: May 31st, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: car, sheep | No Comments »
From 3 News: Police find 14 sheep crammed into car
Someone tell Bo Peep
How many sheep could they fit
in an S-ewe-V?
Haiku – Drive Into River While Sugaring Coffee
Posted: May 30th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: car, coffee, drive, river | No Comments »
From KTVZ: Driver Putting Sugar in Coffee Plunges in Santiam River
Need Caffè Hero
She ran agrounds while sampling
her new river blend
Haiku – Strip Poker
Posted: May 29th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: germany, nude, poker, strip | No Comments »
From Orange: Strip poker contest set to go global
Depends where you look
whether you raise or fold. Me?
I’d rather hold ‘em
Haiku – Spy Pigeon
Posted: May 28th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: india, pigeon, spy | No Comments »From Yahoo News: 
Call Dick Dasterdly.
The pigeon was in charge of
an attempted coo
Haiku – Apple Bigger Than Microsoft
Posted: May 27th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: apple, microsoft | No Comments »
From BBC News: Apple passes Microsoft to be biggest tech company
Living the iLife
What next in Cupertino?
Think Monopoly
Haiku – Robbers Blow Up Bank
Posted: May 26th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: bank, exploding, robber | No Comments »
From Orange: Bank Robbers Blow Up Bank
More bang for your buck
They went a bit too far with
the hole in the wall
Haiku – Office Robot
Posted: May 25th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: office, robots | No Comments »
From Orange: New robot stands-in for office workers
A corporate drone.
Gossip, surf porn, drink coffee
and KILL ALL HUMANS
Haiku – Nuns Set Up Massage Service
Posted: May 24th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: bishop, extras, massage, nuns | No Comments »
From Orange: Nuns Set Up Massage Service
The local clergy
will enforce no ‘extras’. Fine.
Don’t bash the bishop.
Haiku – Man grows pot to pay legal bill
Posted: May 23rd, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: bill, drugs | No Comments »
From Sun Journal: Man says he grew pot to pay attorney
Debt dealt with dope dough
This hippie lettuce grower
likes his bread toasted
Haiku – Psychic search for cat
Posted: May 22nd, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: cat, missing, psychic | No Comments »
From BBC News: Psychic joins search for missing cat in Lincolnshire
Search with Mystic Mog
“I see the future clearly.
You will waste a grand.”