From The Telegraph: Beer taster wanted for ‘best job in the world’
A sheer beer career
If you find the job too hard
just have a half day
From MSNBC: Maradona runs over cameraman in car
Diego’s dodgems
Perhaps he forgot to use
the hand-brake of god.
From Orange: Tiny But Deadly Frogs Bred in UK.
One touch and you’ll croak
It’s not easy being green
or highly toxic
From BBC News: Sunderland grandmother dog poo fine scrapped
Gran terrierised
Had to springer out of jail
It was ruff justice
From Orange: Student stuck in loo while retrieving mobile phone
Student’s mobile throne
“If your arm is stuck down loo,
press number 2 now”
From BBC News: Methodist church launches iPhone app.
iCumenical
Need an invisible friend?
There’s an app for that
From The Telegraph: Jobcentre Plus advertises for nude performers
Introducing JILFs -
UB40 Double-D
Jobless I’d Like To…
From The Telegraph: Loved up kangaroo sets sights on female joggers
Shrew pooh-poohs blue ‘roo
Hopping mad after she heard
“Fancy a quick jump?”
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Today’s Haiku: Joan Collins in pantomime at Birmingham Hippodrome
Oh no, she isn’t?
“Where are the best years of my
career?” “Behind you”
From Sky News: Burglars’ Diets Could Land Them In Jail
Chocolate fingerprints
It will answer the question
Who nicked all the pies?
