Haiku – Vampire in road

Posted: June 30th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

VampireFrom The Metro: Woman blames vampire for car crash
Must B+
about your statement, else you’ll
get it in the neck


Haiku – Meat Flavoured Vodka

Posted: June 29th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

From AP via MSNBC:  Smoked Salmon Vodka

Vodkarnivorous?
Harvey Wallbangers and mash
at this drinking joint.

Make mine a meat-flavored vodka, please


Haiku – Astronaut Sex Ban

Posted: June 28th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

AstronautsFrom AFP Via Yahoo: No sex please, we’re astronauts: NASA commander

Docking off-limits?
Abort the mission to find
the zero G-spot.


Haiku – Legs Replaced

Posted: June 27th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

Mr BoothFrom BBC News: Leeds hospital team helps Blackley leg-theft victim

Faith, hop, charity.
But at the reception he
ended up legless.


Haiku – Flashing for Quiet

Posted: June 26th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

ToplessFrom Orange: Woman flashes for peace and quiet

Tits out for the lad.
While hooters may hush half pint,
she has her knockers


Haiku – Dog runs over man

Posted: June 25th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Dog DriverFrom The Telegraph: Man run over by truck ‘driven’ by his dog

Whippet into gear
and put the paw to the floor –
his tail’s a-waggon.


Haiku – Dealer’s To Do List

Posted: June 24th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

DealingFrom The Metro: Drug dealer’s to do list includes ‘go on the rob’ and ‘sell weed’

1. Go on the rob
2. Sell weed. 3. Get busted
4. Go to prison


Haiku – Long Man’s Appendage

Posted: June 23rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , | No Comments »

Long ManFrom The Telegraph: Long Man of Wilmington given 20ft penis

Long Man’s Little Man
What do you think, Katie Price?
“Wouldn’t touch the sides.”


Haiku – Shoplifters to work in shops

Posted: June 22nd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

ShoplifterFrom The Telegraph: Young shoplifters to be given jobs in shops

Robbers’ retail role
This is not so new – we have
bandits running banks


Haiku – Rotten Egg Smell Delayed Evolution

Posted: June 21st, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

From The Independent: Rotten-egg smell delayed the evolution of animals

This is why life stinks.
Mankind will never advance
because of YOUR farts