Diagnosed this week
Posted: June 20th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: other Haiku | Tags: dad, fathers day | No Comments »My Dad: What is dementia with Lewy bodies (DLB)?
You know it’s my voice.
I hope you know I love you.
Happy Fathers Day
Haiku – Woman fights over last beer
Posted: June 19th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: beer, fight | No Comments »From TampaBay.com: Woman accused of fighting boyfriend over last beer
A Battle Roy-ale
For worse, poorer and sickness
but not my last beer
Haiku – Blues Brothers Beatified
Posted: June 18th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: blues brothers, nazis, pope, vatican | No Comments »
From Reuters via Yahoo: Vatican beatifies Blues Brothers … well almost
“A mission from God.”
What does the Pope think about
Illinois Nazis?
Haiku – Burger Van’s Free Porn
Posted: June 17th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: burger, porn, van | No Comments »
From the Metro: Police seize burger van selling porn
What the burger saw.
Do you want the chef’s hot sauce
all over your baps?
Haiku – French is useless
Posted: June 16th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: french, language | No Comments »From The Telegraph: Former minister Chris Bryant: French is a useless language
Au revoir Français.
Votre langue est aussi utile
que votre armée
Haiku – Library Mayo Bandit
Posted: June 15th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: book, condiment, library, mayo, pickle | No Comments »
From The Metro: Mayonnaise bandit arrested for library condiment crime spree
Gran in a pickle
Brought to book for dressing down
She’s condimental
Haiku – Broccoli Attack
Posted: June 14th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: chef, fight, food, police, restaurant | No Comments »
From The Daily Mail: Man arrested over claim chef was ‘tortured by broccoli’
Many cooks spoiling -
Let’s get ready to crumble.
Police grill starter
Haiku – Bus barber
Posted: June 13th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: bus, cut, hair | No Comments »From 13 News: Oregon man accused of hair-snipping on bus sentenced
Bus fare hair affair
The blades on the bus go snip
snip snip all day long
Haiku – Customs Shampoo Confusion
Posted: June 12th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: australia, drugs, mdma, shampoo | No Comments »From ABC: Customs sorry for jailing man over shampoo
Wash And Go to jail
Lesson: don’t try to import
Herbal Essences
Haiku – Bovine love
Posted: June 11th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: cow, indonesia, sex | No Comments »
From Times Live: Cow seduces Indonesian man
Udderly in love.
Here is a man consumed by
his leather fetish