Haiku – Middle Eastern Loo

Posted: July 15th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

Squat LooFrom The Telegraph: Middle-Eastern-style ‘squat’ lavatories fitted in Rochdale shopping centre

Crapper culture clash.
Po-litical correctness
has gone down the pan


Haiku – London’s Sewer Fat Would Fill 9 Buses

Posted: July 14th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , , | No Comments »

Sewer FatFrom The Telegaph: Fat cleared from London sewers will fill nine double-decker buses

London’s lump of lard
Enough to fill nine buses
or seven Big Macs


Haiku – Custard Armour

Posted: July 13th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Custard armourFrom The Telegraph: Scientists create ‘custard armour’ to protect soldiers

A trifle to make
hundreds and thousands, but none
for the desserters


Haiku – Toy Loving Tortoise

Posted: July 12th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

From The Telegraph: Tortoise falls in love with a plastic toy

Tortoise gets called cute
When I had plastic girlfriend
I was called pervert

#haiku Tortoise in love with toy http://roffy.net/bnrVPO Tortoise gets called cute / When I had plastic girlfriend / I was called pervert

Holiday haiku 4

Posted: July 8th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: other Haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

I look up to the
private boats, down on day hire.
Day hire, know your place


Holiday haiku 3

Posted: July 7th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: other Haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

Boat and bed and board?
The brochure failed to mention
the bed is a board


Holiday haiku 2

Posted: July 6th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: other Haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Could not enter pub
in Stratford-Upon-Avon
because I was Bard


Holiday haiku

Posted: July 6th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: other Haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Canal holiday
Before leaving the boatyard,
bitten by a swan


Haiku – World Cup made of Cocaine

Posted: July 4th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

World CupFrom Sky News via Yahoo: Police in Colombia have seized a replica World Cup trophy – made from 11 kilos of cocaine.

Snow White silverware
England team would try harder
if this was real cup


Haiku – New Hampshire Beer Thief Arrested 154 Times

Posted: July 3rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

Beer ThiefFrom Gawker: New Hampshire Beer Thief Arrested 154 Times

Ale fail trail to jail
as beer blagger begs brig and
secures stout sentence