Haiku – Ritz Scam

Posted: July 2nd, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

The RitzFrom BBC News: Man guilty of £250m scam to ‘sell’ London’s Ritz Hotel

Hotel heel hoodwinked
Checking out the hotel biz?
You must be crackers


Haiku – Shakespeare Lactation

Posted: July 1st, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

PlayFrom The Telegraph: Shakespeare plays ‘help boost cows’ milk production’

Bard’s bovine bonus
Such stuff as creams are made of?
Alas, poor yoghurt…