From the Telegraph: Crab vending machines for Chinese commuters
A complete shell out.
Careful, if the machine falls
we’ll have crushed-Asians
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rom The Telegraph: Bankers derived ‘erotic thrill from credit crunch’
Bankrupt and bawdy.
The real merchant bankers made
dirty deposits.
From NewsOK.com: Man stuffs 8 steaks in his pants at Braum’s in Durant
Fillet filcher fail
With his trousers packed with meat
no room for two veg
From the BBC: Charity offers UK drug addicts £200 to be sterilised
Numpty gets neutered.
Let’s raise some cash and search out
Chris Moyles’ phone number
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rom The Metro: Finnish newsreader drinks beer on air, gets sacked
Boozereader’s ale fail.
Kebabs and tattoos: report
on News At Ten Pints.
Here we go again – http://uk.linkedin.com/in/roffy
Link with me if you know me well, but don’t expect a recommendation.
From The Telegraph: Pigeons have urge to gamble
Pigeons play poker?
After I polish my car,
I know they like craps
From The Telegraph – Fried beer invented in Texas
Just what I needed,
beer to be more fattening.
The Scots missed a trick.
From cnngo.com: McDonald’s offers weddings
Want to Supersize?
No thanks, but it will happen
coz Here Come the Fries.
From The Telegraph: Jeremy Kyle hit by flying envelope
The results are in.
Tests show that Jeremy Kyle
is a waste of flesh