Haiku – Crab Vending Machines

Posted: October 27th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

Crab VendingFrom the Telegraph: Crab vending machines for Chinese commuters

A complete shell out.
Careful, if the machine falls
we’ll have crushed-Asians


Haiku – Bankers horny over collapse

Posted: October 26th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

FComplete Bankerrom The Telegraph: Bankers derived ‘erotic thrill from credit crunch’

Bankrupt and bawdy.
The real merchant bankers made
dirty deposits.


Haiku – Steaks hidden in trousers

Posted: October 19th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | 6 Comments »

TrousersFrom NewsOK.com: Man stuffs 8 steaks in his pants at Braum’s in Durant

Fillet filcher fail
With his trousers packed with meat
no room for two veg


Haiku – Sterilised for Cash

Posted: October 18th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

cash for addictsFrom the BBC: Charity offers UK drug addicts £200 to be sterilised

Numpty gets neutered.
Let’s raise some cash and search out
Chris Moyles’ phone number


Haiku – Newsreader drinks beer on air

Posted: October 15th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , | No Comments »

FNewsreaderrom The Metro: Finnish newsreader drinks beer on air, gets sacked

Boozereader’s ale fail.
Kebabs and tattoos: report
on News At Ten Pints.


LinkedIn

Posted: October 14th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: random | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Here we go again – http://uk.linkedin.com/in/roffy

Link with me if you know me well, but don’t expect a recommendation.


Haiku – Gambling Pigeons

Posted: October 14th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

PigeonFrom The Telegraph: Pigeons have urge to gamble

Pigeons play poker?
After I polish my car,
I know they like craps


Haiku – Fried Beer

Posted: October 13th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Fried BeerFrom The Telegraph – Fried beer invented in Texas

Just what I needed,
beer to be more fattening.
The Scots missed a trick.


Haiku – McDonald’s offers weddings

Posted: October 12th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , | No Comments »

McD WeddingFrom cnngo.com: McDonald’s offers weddings

Want to Supersize?
No thanks, but it will happen
coz Here Come the Fries.


Haiku – Envelope hits Kyle

Posted: October 8th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

KyleFrom The Telegraph: Jeremy Kyle hit by flying envelope

The results are in.
Tests show that Jeremy Kyle
is a waste of flesh