Haiku – Steaks hidden in trousers

Posted: October 19th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: meat, pants, steak, thief, trousers | 19 Comments »

From NewsOK.com: Man stuffs 8 steaks in his pants at Braum’s in Durant

Fillet filcher fail
With his trousers packed with meat
no room for two veg

19 Comments on “Haiku – Steaks hidden in trousers”

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