Haiku – Matell sue over lesbian Barbie

Posted: November 30th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

Lesbian BarbieFrom Orange – Barbie makers to sue over lesbian calendar

Doll desires damsel.
Her new little plastic friend
needs no batteries


Haiku – Guide Pony

Posted: November 16th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Guide PonyFrom The Telegraph: Blind student uses ‘guide pony’

Mini mare makes mark.
By the way, she is not dumb,
just a little horse.


Haiku – Fight superbugs with poo enema

Posted: November 8th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , , | No Comments »

From The Local: Sweden looks to fight superbugs with ‘other people’s poop’

Quack packs cack in crack.
Wait until you hear about
option number two

(Thanks to DB for the story link)


Haiku – Nude Cleaners

Posted: November 3rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

CleanerFrom The Metro: Nude cleaning agency launched by hard-up Czech students

Buffing in the buff.
Prefer Brazilians for
a tidy downstairs.