Haiku – Stolen Bees

Posted: May 10th, 2011 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Oh, beehiveFrom BBC News: Dundee University research bees stolen

Boffins’ bees burgled
Police are told to beehive
as they set up sting


Haiku – Pippa Middleton offered $5M for porn role

Posted: May 9th, 2011 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

Pippa MiddletonFrom Digital Spy – Pippa Middleton offered $5 million to do porn

Pip’s booty booty.
Harry cheers, and then he weeps –
Can’t find his wallet.

(Image: © PA Images)

 

 

Pippa Middleton offered $5 million to do porn