Posted: May 10th, 2011 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: bees, police, theft | No Comments »
From BBC News: Dundee University research bees stolen
Boffins’ bees burgled
Police are told to beehive
as they set up sting
Posted: May 9th, 2011 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: money, Pippa, porn, Royal Wedding | No Comments »
From Digital Spy – Pippa Middleton offered $5 million to do porn
Pip’s booty booty.
Harry cheers, and then he weeps -
Can’t find his wallet.
(Image: © PA Images)
Pippa Middleton offered $5 million to do porn
