Haiku – Pippa Middleton offered $5M for porn role
Posted: May 9th, 2011 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: money, Pippa, porn, Royal Wedding | No Comments »
From Digital Spy – Pippa Middleton offered $5 million to do porn
Pip’s booty booty.
Harry cheers, and then he weeps –
Can’t find his wallet.
(Image: © PA Images)
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