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rom The Metro: Finnish newsreader drinks beer on air, gets sacked
Boozereader’s ale fail.
Kebabs and tattoos: report
on News At Ten Pints.
From The Telegraph: Pigeons have urge to gamble
Pigeons play poker?
After I polish my car,
I know they like craps
From The Telegraph – Fried beer invented in Texas
Just what I needed,
beer to be more fattening.
The Scots missed a trick.
From cnngo.com: McDonald’s offers weddings
Want to Supersize?
No thanks, but it will happen
coz Here Come the Fries.
From The Telegraph: Jeremy Kyle hit by flying envelope
The results are in.
Tests show that Jeremy Kyle
is a waste of flesh
From Yahoo News: At world’s biggest book fair, “world’s biggest book”
That is quite a bind.
I’m looking forward to the
next Giant Rug Sale.
From BBC News: Oxfordshire town sees human waste used to heat homes
Gas prices dropping.
Re-pooable energy’s
not to be sniffed at.
From The Telegraph: Middle-Eastern-style ‘squat’ lavatories fitted in Rochdale shopping centre
Crapper culture clash.
Po-litical correctness
has gone down the pan
From The Telegaph: Fat cleared from London sewers will fill nine double-decker buses
London’s lump of lard
Enough to fill nine buses
or seven Big Macs
From The Telegraph: Scientists create ‘custard armour’ to protect soldiers
A trifle to make
hundreds and thousands, but none
for the desserters
