Boffins’ bees burgled
Police are told to beehive
as they set up sting

Pip’s booty booty.
Harry cheers, and then he weeps -
Can’t find his wallet.

(Image: © PA Images)

Doll desires damsel.
Her new little plastic friend
needs no batteries

Mini mare makes mark.
By the way, she is not dumb,
just a little horse.

Quack packs cack in crack.
Wait until you hear about
option number two

(Thanks to DB for the story link)

Buffing in the buff.
Prefer Brazilians for
a tidy downstairs.

A complete shell out.
Careful, if the machine falls
we’ll have crushed-Asians

Bankrupt and bawdy.
The real merchant bankers made
dirty deposits.

Fillet filcher fail
With his trousers packed with meat
no room for two veg

Numpty gets neutered.
Let’s raise some cash and search out
Chris Moyles’ phone number