Haiku – Newsreader drinks beer on air

Posted: October 15th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , | No Comments »

FNewsreaderrom The Metro: Finnish newsreader drinks beer on air, gets sacked

Boozereader’s ale fail.
Kebabs and tattoos: report
on News At Ten Pints.


LinkedIn

Posted: October 14th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: random | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Here we go again – http://uk.linkedin.com/in/roffy

Link with me if you know me well, but don’t expect a recommendation.


Haiku – Gambling Pigeons

Posted: October 14th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

PigeonFrom The Telegraph: Pigeons have urge to gamble

Pigeons play poker?
After I polish my car,
I know they like craps


Haiku – Fried Beer

Posted: October 13th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Fried BeerFrom The Telegraph – Fried beer invented in Texas

Just what I needed,
beer to be more fattening.
The Scots missed a trick.


Haiku – McDonald’s offers weddings

Posted: October 12th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , | No Comments »

McD WeddingFrom cnngo.com: McDonald’s offers weddings

Want to Supersize?
No thanks, but it will happen
coz Here Come the Fries.


Haiku – Envelope hits Kyle

Posted: October 8th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

KyleFrom The Telegraph: Jeremy Kyle hit by flying envelope

The results are in.
Tests show that Jeremy Kyle
is a waste of flesh


Haiku – Biggest Book

Posted: October 7th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

Biggest BookFrom Yahoo News: At world’s biggest book fair, “world’s biggest book”

That is quite a bind.
I’m looking forward to the
next Giant Rug Sale.


Haiku – Heating from Human Waste

Posted: October 5th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Poo-wer stationFrom BBC News: Oxfordshire town sees human waste used to heat homes

Gas prices dropping.
Re-pooable energy’s
not to be sniffed at.


Haiku – Middle Eastern Loo

Posted: July 15th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

Squat LooFrom The Telegraph: Middle-Eastern-style ‘squat’ lavatories fitted in Rochdale shopping centre

Crapper culture clash.
Po-litical correctness
has gone down the pan


Haiku – London’s Sewer Fat Would Fill 9 Buses

Posted: July 14th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , , | No Comments »

Sewer FatFrom The Telegaph: Fat cleared from London sewers will fill nine double-decker buses

London’s lump of lard
Enough to fill nine buses
or seven Big Macs