Posted: May 21st, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: alcohol, beer, job ad | No Comments »
From The Telegraph: Beer taster wanted for ‘best job in the world’
A sheer beer career
If you find the job too hard
just have a half day
Posted: April 20th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: alcohol, car, drive, drunk, police, toy car | No Comments »
From The Telegraph: Man loses licence after drink-driving in toy Barbie car
Dinky drink driving
How to tell it’s Barbie’s car -
Very big bumpers
Posted: April 15th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: alcohol, drunk, float, milkman | No Comments »
From The Telegraph: Milkman caught drunk driving float on early morning round.
Milkman hits bottle
On the float, everything sloshed
And yoghurts? Mullered.
Posted: March 26th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: alcohol, drunk, teacher | No Comments »
F
rom The Metro: Teacher arrested for drunken teaching.
DWI
Drunk while instructing. Subject?
Now she’s history.
