Haiku – Beer Taster Wanted

Posted: May 21st, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

BeerFrom The Telegraph: Beer taster wanted for ‘best job in the world’

A sheer beer career
If you find the job too hard
just have a half day


Haiku – Drink Driving in Barbie’s Car

Posted: April 20th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , , | No Comments »

Paul HuttonFrom The Telegraph: Man loses licence after drink-driving in toy Barbie car

Dinky drink driving
How to tell it’s Barbie’s car –
Very big bumpers


Haiku – Milkman drunk on float

Posted: April 15th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

From The Telegraph: Milkman caught drunk drivingĀ  float on early morning round.

Milkman hits bottle
On the float, everything sloshed
And yoghurts? Mullered.


Haiku – Drunken Teacher

Posted: March 26th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

FTeacherrom The Metro: Teacher arrested for drunken teaching.

DWI
Drunk while instructing. Subject?
Now she’s history.