Posted: June 12th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: australia, drugs, mdma, shampoo | No Comments »
From ABC: Customs sorry for jailing man over shampoo
Wash And Go to jail
Lesson: don’t try to import
Herbal Essences
Posted: June 5th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: australia, chef, japanese, restaurant, sushi | 2 Comments »
From Reuters via Yahoo: Restaurant tells diners to eat up or be fined and leave
Nigiri niggles
All you can eat, but no more
or they’ll get sake
Posted: March 18th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: australia, import, police, prison, tea | No Comments »
From The Telegraph – Tourist imprisoned for importing tea to Australia.
Cops kibosh cuppa
Leaves for soaking not smoking
Proper brewhaha
