Haiku – Customs Shampoo Confusion

Posted: June 12th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

From ABC: Customs sorry for jailing man over shampoo

Wash And Go to jail
Lesson: don’t try to import
Herbal Essences


Haiku – Diners eat up or fined

Posted: June 5th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | 2 Comments »

Japanese FoodFrom Reuters via Yahoo: Restaurant tells diners to eat up or be fined and leave

Nigiri niggles
All you can eat, but no more
or they’ll get sake


Haiku – Jail for importing tea

Posted: March 18th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

CuppaFrom The Telegraph – Tourist imprisoned for importing tea to Australia.

Cops kibosh cuppa
Leaves for soaking not smoking
Proper brewhaha