Haiku – Bankers horny over collapse

Posted: October 26th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

FComplete Bankerrom The Telegraph: Bankers derived ‘erotic thrill from credit crunch’

Bankrupt and bawdy.
The real merchant bankers made
dirty deposits.


Haiku – Robbers Blow Up Bank

Posted: May 26th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Dead bankFrom Orange: Bank Robbers Blow Up Bank

More bang for your buck
They went a bit too far with
the hole in the wall


Haiku – Elderly Bank Robber

Posted: April 23rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

Bank RobberFrom The Telegraph: Elderly ‘Geezer bandit’ bank robber strikes again

OAPlea guilty
Diss him and he will pop a
flat cap in yo ass