Holiday haiku 2

Posted: July 6th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: other Haiku | Tags: bard, holiday, stratford | No Comments »

Could not enter pub
in Stratford-Upon-Avon
because I was Bard

Haiku – Shakespeare Lactation

Posted: July 1st, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: bard, cow, milk, play, shakespeare | No Comments »

From The Telegraph: Shakespeare plays ‘help boost cows’ milk production’

Bard’s bovine bonus
Such stuff as creams are made of?
Alas, poor yoghurt…

Haiku – Digging up Shakespeare’s cesspit

Posted: April 6th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: archaeologist, bard, shakespeare, toilet | No Comments »

From The Telegraph: Archaeologists dig up Shakespeare’s ‘cesspit’.

Boffins bore Bard’s bog
Experts are keen to study
his Richard The Third.