Haiku – Newsreader drinks beer on air

Posted: October 15th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , | No Comments »

FNewsreaderrom The Metro: Finnish newsreader drinks beer on air, gets sacked

Boozereader’s ale fail.
Kebabs and tattoos: report
on News At Ten Pints.


Haiku – Fried Beer

Posted: October 13th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Fried BeerFrom The Telegraph – Fried beer invented in Texas

Just what I needed,
beer to be more fattening.
The Scots missed a trick.


Haiku – New Hampshire Beer Thief Arrested 154 Times

Posted: July 3rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

Beer ThiefFrom Gawker: New Hampshire Beer Thief Arrested 154 Times

Ale fail trail to jail
as beer blagger begs brig and
secures stout sentence


Haiku – Woman fights over last beer

Posted: June 19th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , | No Comments »

From TampaBay.com: Woman accused of fighting boyfriend over last beer

A Battle Roy-ale
For worse, poorer and sickness
but not my last beer


Haiku – Beer Taster Wanted

Posted: May 21st, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

BeerFrom The Telegraph: Beer taster wanted for ‘best job in the world’

A sheer beer career
If you find the job too hard
just have a half day


Haiku – Women Created Beer

Posted: March 30th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , | No Comments »

Bringing BeerFrom The Telegraph – Men owe women for creating beer.

What’s brewing, ladies?
Sometimes sweet, sometimes bitter
Never too much head


Haiku – Police apologise with beer

Posted: March 27th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

From The Telegraph: Police bungle raid, apologise with beer.

Police epic f-ale
Something stout to guard the door?
Perhaps a porter


Haiku – Beer

Posted: March 18th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: other Haiku, random | Tags: , | No Comments »

A haiku about beer for @beerhaiku on Twitter. A personal best with 5 retweets.

Pale ale, stout, porter
bitter, dubbel or trippel.
But rarely lager