Posted: October 15th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: beer, newsreader | No Comments »
F
rom The Metro: Finnish newsreader drinks beer on air, gets sacked
Boozereader’s ale fail.
Kebabs and tattoos: report
on News At Ten Pints.
Posted: October 13th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: beer, fried, texas | No Comments »
From The Telegraph – Fried beer invented in Texas
Just what I needed,
beer to be more fattening.
The Scots missed a trick.
Posted: July 3rd, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: beer, criminal, jail, prison, theft | No Comments »
From Gawker: New Hampshire Beer Thief Arrested 154 Times
Ale fail trail to jail
as beer blagger begs brig and
secures stout sentence
Posted: June 19th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: beer, fight | No Comments »
From TampaBay.com: Woman accused of fighting boyfriend over last beer
A Battle Roy-ale
For worse, poorer and sickness
but not my last beer
Posted: May 21st, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: alcohol, beer, job ad | No Comments »
From The Telegraph: Beer taster wanted for ‘best job in the world’
A sheer beer career
If you find the job too hard
just have a half day
Posted: March 30th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: beer, women | No Comments »
From The Telegraph – Men owe women for creating beer.
What’s brewing, ladies?
Sometimes sweet, sometimes bitter
Never too much head
Posted: March 27th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: apology, beer, police, raid | No Comments »
From The Telegraph: Police bungle raid, apologise with beer.
Police epic f-ale
Something stout to guard the door?
Perhaps a porter
Posted: March 18th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: other Haiku, random | Tags: beer, real ale | No Comments »
A haiku about beer for @beerhaiku on Twitter. A personal best with 5 retweets.
Pale ale, stout, porter
bitter, dubbel or trippel.
But rarely lager