Haiku – Man grows pot to pay legal bill

Posted: May 23rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , | No Comments »

GrowerFrom Sun Journal: Man says he grew pot to pay attorney

Debt dealt with dope dough
This hippie lettuce grower
likes his bread toasted


Haiku – Supplier swipes meat from plates

Posted: April 11th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

SteakFrom CW Philly: Meat supplier swipes steaks from diners’ plates.

Unpaid bill mis-steak
Say tartare to your dinner
It’s filet min-gone