From The Metro: Woman blames vampire for car crash
Must B+
about your statement, else you’ll
get it in the neck
From Fergus Falls Journal: Man attempts to steal car with no brakes
Crim can’t stop stealing.
He nearly found his perfect
getaway motor
From 3 News: Police find 14 sheep crammed into car
Someone tell Bo Peep
How many sheep could they fit
in an S-ewe-V?
From KTVZ: Driver Putting Sugar in Coffee Plunges in Santiam River
Need Caffè Hero
She ran agrounds while sampling
her new river blend
From MSNBC: Maradona runs over cameraman in car
Diego’s dodgems
Perhaps he forgot to use
the hand-brake of god.
From Reuters via Yahoo: Australian woman jailed over cheeseball murder
Cheesy snack attack
makes driver see red (leicester).
Wotsit all about?
From The Telegraph: Man loses licence after drink-driving in toy Barbie car
Dinky drink driving
How to tell it’s Barbie’s car -
Very big bumpers
From Reuters: Turkish singer sets new blind speed record.
Blind bloke burns rubber
He starts his new job Monday
as London cabbie
From AP: Suspects arrested returning to crime scene for car.
Can you describe him?
About 5ft 10, brown hair
and just to your left.
From BBC News: Man walks dog while driving car.
Dog needed walking
Owner failed to lift own leg
Took the wrong Rover
