Haiku – Vampire in road

Posted: June 30th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

VampireFrom The Metro: Woman blames vampire for car crash
Must B+
about your statement, else you’ll
get it in the neck


Haiku – Man Steals Car With No Brakes

Posted: June 4th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

From Fergus Falls Journal: Man attempts to steal car with no brakes

Crim can’t stop stealing.
He nearly found his perfect
getaway motor


Haiku – 14 Sheep in Car

Posted: May 31st, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , | No Comments »

SheepFrom 3 News: Police find 14 sheep crammed into car

Someone tell Bo Peep
How many sheep could they fit
in an S-ewe-V?


Haiku – Drive Into River While Sugaring Coffee

Posted: May 30th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

SUV in riverFrom KTVZ: Driver Putting Sugar in Coffee Plunges in Santiam River

Need Caffè Hero
She ran agrounds while sampling
her new river blend


Haiku – Maradona Runs Over Cameraman

Posted: May 20th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

From MSNBC: Maradona runs over cameraman in car

Diego’s dodgems
Perhaps he forgot to use
the hand-brake of god.


Haiku – Cheeseball Murder

Posted: April 22nd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

From Reuters via Yahoo: Australian woman jailed over cheeseball murder

Cheesy snack attack
makes driver see red (leicester).
Wotsit all about?


Haiku – Drink Driving in Barbie’s Car

Posted: April 20th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , , | No Comments »

Paul HuttonFrom The Telegraph: Man loses licence after drink-driving in toy Barbie car

Dinky drink driving
How to tell it’s Barbie’s car –
Very big bumpers


Haiku – New blind speed record

Posted: April 3rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , , | No Comments »

Metin SenturkFrom Reuters: Turkish singer sets new blind speed record.

Blind bloke burns rubber
He starts his new job Monday
as London cabbie


Haiku – Arrested returning for car

Posted: April 2nd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

From AP: Suspects arrested returning to crime scene for car.

Can you describe him?
About 5ft 10, brown hair
and just to your left.


Haiku – Man walks dog from car

Posted: March 2nd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

From BBC News: Man walks dog while driving car.

Dog needed walking
Owner failed to lift own leg
Took the wrong Rover