Haiku – Sterilised for Cash

Posted: October 18th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

cash for addictsFrom the BBC: Charity offers UK drug addicts £200 to be sterilised

Numpty gets neutered.
Let’s raise some cash and search out
Chris Moyles’ phone number


Haiku – Cash smuggled in pants

Posted: March 4th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

PantsFrom The Metro: Man caught smuggling cash in pants.

Credit is de-kleined.
Quit your smuggling career now
as it’s on the skids.