Posted: June 14th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: chef, fight, food, police, restaurant | No Comments »
From The Daily Mail: Man arrested over claim chef was ‘tortured by broccoli’
Many cooks spoiling -
Let’s get ready to crumble.
Police grill starter
Posted: June 5th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: australia, chef, japanese, restaurant, sushi | 2 Comments »
From Reuters via Yahoo: Restaurant tells diners to eat up or be fined and leave
Nigiri niggles
All you can eat, but no more
or they’ll get sake
Posted: February 17th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: cat, chef, stew | 4 Comments »
From The Guardian: TV Chef Recommends Cat Stew.
There’s more than one way
to skin a cat. After that?
Perhaps tem-purr-a?
