Haiku – Broccoli Attack

Posted: June 14th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

Star InnFrom The Daily Mail: Man arrested over claim chef was ‘tortured by broccoli’

Many cooks spoiling –
Let’s get ready to crumble.
Police grill starter


Haiku – Diners eat up or fined

Posted: June 5th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | 2 Comments »

Japanese FoodFrom Reuters via Yahoo: Restaurant tells diners to eat up or be fined and leave

Nigiri niggles
All you can eat, but no more
or they’ll get sake


Haiku – TV Chef Suggests Cat Stew

Posted: February 17th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | 4 Comments »

CatFrom The Guardian: TV Chef Recommends Cat Stew.

There’s more than one way
to skin a cat. After that?
Perhaps tem-purr-a?