Haiku – Sterilised for Cash

Posted: October 18th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

cash for addictsFrom the BBC: Charity offers UK drug addicts £200 to be sterilised

Numpty gets neutered.
Let’s raise some cash and search out
Chris Moyles’ phone number


Haiku – BBC Pay

Posted: February 9th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

From BBC News: BBC Reveals Star’s PayJonathon Ross

My licence fee paid
for 3 seconds of Chris Moyles.
I apologise