Haiku – Gran Wrong Dog Poo Fine

Posted: May 18th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

No PooFrom BBC News: Sunderland grandmother dog poo fine scrapped

Gran terrierised
Had to springer out of jail
It was ruff justice


Haiku – Council clears trees to stop dogging

Posted: March 22nd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

Felled TreesFrom The Telegraph – Council cuts down trees to get rid of doggers.

Deter the voyeur.
By keeping a tidy bush,
Tree fellers got wood