Posted: July 3rd, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: beer, criminal, jail, prison, theft | No Comments »
From Gawker: New Hampshire Beer Thief Arrested 154 Times
Ale fail trail to jail
as beer blagger begs brig and
secures stout sentence
Posted: June 24th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: criminal, dealer, drugs, theft, to do | No Comments »
From The Metro: Drug dealer’s to do list includes ‘go on the rob’ and ‘sell weed’
1. Go on the rob
2. Sell weed. 3. Get busted
4. Go to prison
Posted: June 22nd, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: criminal, job, shop, shoplifter | No Comments »
From The Telegraph: Young shoplifters to be given jobs in shops
Robbers’ retail role
This is not so new – we have
bandits running banks
