Haiku – New Hampshire Beer Thief Arrested 154 Times

Posted: July 3rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

Beer ThiefFrom Gawker: New Hampshire Beer Thief Arrested 154 Times

Ale fail trail to jail
as beer blagger begs brig and
secures stout sentence


Haiku – Dealer’s To Do List

Posted: June 24th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

DealingFrom The Metro: Drug dealer’s to do list includes ‘go on the rob’ and ‘sell weed’

1. Go on the rob
2. Sell weed. 3. Get busted
4. Go to prison


Haiku – Shoplifters to work in shops

Posted: June 22nd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

ShoplifterFrom The Telegraph: Young shoplifters to be given jobs in shops

Robbers’ retail role
This is not so new – we have
bandits running banks