Haiku – Exploding Curry Ovens

Posted: February 19th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | 4 Comments »

TandoorFrom BBC News: Crackdown on Birmingham’s Exploding Tandoors.

A tikka time bomb.
If it goes off, keep korma
and dhal 999.


Haiku – Curry Poisoner

Posted: February 11th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , | No Comments »

Curry PoisonerFrom BBC News: Curry Poisoner awaits final verdict.

He ought to have known
not to eat biryani
as it has ricin