Posted: June 25th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: dog, drive, truck | No Comments »
From The Telegraph: Man run over by truck ‘driven’ by his dog
Whippet into gear
and put the paw to the floor -
his tail’s a-waggon.
Posted: May 18th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: council, dog, elderly, fine, poo | No Comments »
From BBC News: Sunderland grandmother dog poo fine scrapped
Gran terrierised
Had to springer out of jail
It was ruff justice
Posted: March 15th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: diamond, dog, eat, swallow | No Comments »
From The Telegraph – Dogs swallows £12,000 diamond.
Canine crams carats
Man’s best friend eats girl’s best friend
Diamond in the ruff
Posted: March 2nd, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: car, dog, drive, rover, walk | No Comments »
From BBC News: Man walks dog while driving car.
Dog needed walking
Owner failed to lift own leg
Took the wrong Rover
