Haiku – Dog runs over man

Posted: June 25th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Dog DriverFrom The Telegraph: Man run over by truck ‘driven’ by his dog

Whippet into gear
and put the paw to the floor –
his tail’s a-waggon.


Haiku – Gran Wrong Dog Poo Fine

Posted: May 18th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

No PooFrom BBC News: Sunderland grandmother dog poo fine scrapped

Gran terrierised
Had to springer out of jail
It was ruff justice


Haiku – Dog eats diamond

Posted: March 15th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

DogFrom The Telegraph – Dogs swallows £12,000 diamond.

Canine crams carats
Man’s best friend eats girl’s best friend
Diamond in the ruff


Haiku – Man walks dog from car

Posted: March 2nd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

From BBC News: Man walks dog while driving car.

Dog needed walking
Owner failed to lift own leg
Took the wrong Rover