Posted: June 30th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: car, drive, road, vampire | No Comments »
From The Metro: Woman blames vampire for car crash
Must B+
about your statement, else you’ll
get it in the neck
Posted: June 25th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: dog, drive, truck | No Comments »
From The Telegraph: Man run over by truck ‘driven’ by his dog
Whippet into gear
and put the paw to the floor -
his tail’s a-waggon.
Posted: May 30th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: car, coffee, drive, river | No Comments »
From KTVZ: Driver Putting Sugar in Coffee Plunges in Santiam River
Need Caffè Hero
She ran agrounds while sampling
her new river blend
Posted: April 20th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: alcohol, car, drive, drunk, police, toy car | No Comments »
From The Telegraph: Man loses licence after drink-driving in toy Barbie car
Dinky drink driving
How to tell it’s Barbie’s car -
Very big bumpers
Posted: April 3rd, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: car, drive, record, singer, speed, turkey | No Comments »
From Reuters: Turkish singer sets new blind speed record.
Blind bloke burns rubber
He starts his new job Monday
as London cabbie
Posted: March 2nd, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: car, dog, drive, rover, walk | No Comments »
From BBC News: Man walks dog while driving car.
Dog needed walking
Owner failed to lift own leg
Took the wrong Rover
