Haiku – Vampire in road

Posted: June 30th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

VampireFrom The Metro: Woman blames vampire for car crash
Must B+
about your statement, else you’ll
get it in the neck


Haiku – Dog runs over man

Posted: June 25th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Dog DriverFrom The Telegraph: Man run over by truck ‘driven’ by his dog

Whippet into gear
and put the paw to the floor –
his tail’s a-waggon.


Haiku – Drive Into River While Sugaring Coffee

Posted: May 30th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

SUV in riverFrom KTVZ: Driver Putting Sugar in Coffee Plunges in Santiam River

Need Caffè Hero
She ran agrounds while sampling
her new river blend


Haiku – Drink Driving in Barbie’s Car

Posted: April 20th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , , | No Comments »

Paul HuttonFrom The Telegraph: Man loses licence after drink-driving in toy Barbie car

Dinky drink driving
How to tell it’s Barbie’s car –
Very big bumpers


Haiku – New blind speed record

Posted: April 3rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , , | No Comments »

Metin SenturkFrom Reuters: Turkish singer sets new blind speed record.

Blind bloke burns rubber
He starts his new job Monday
as London cabbie


Haiku – Man walks dog from car

Posted: March 2nd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

From BBC News: Man walks dog while driving car.

Dog needed walking
Owner failed to lift own leg
Took the wrong Rover