Haiku – Sterilised for Cash

Posted: October 18th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

cash for addictsFrom the BBC: Charity offers UK drug addicts £200 to be sterilised

Numpty gets neutered.
Let’s raise some cash and search out
Chris Moyles’ phone number


Haiku – World Cup made of Cocaine

Posted: July 4th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

World CupFrom Sky News via Yahoo: Police in Colombia have seized a replica World Cup trophy – made from 11 kilos of cocaine.

Snow White silverware
England team would try harder
if this was real cup


Haiku – Dealer’s To Do List

Posted: June 24th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

DealingFrom The Metro: Drug dealer’s to do list includes ‘go on the rob’ and ‘sell weed’

1. Go on the rob
2. Sell weed. 3. Get busted
4. Go to prison


Haiku – Customs Shampoo Confusion

Posted: June 12th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

From ABC: Customs sorry for jailing man over shampoo

Wash And Go to jail
Lesson: don’t try to import
Herbal Essences


Haiku – Man grows pot to pay legal bill

Posted: May 23rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , | No Comments »

GrowerFrom Sun Journal: Man says he grew pot to pay attorney

Debt dealt with dope dough
This hippie lettuce grower
likes his bread toasted


Haiku – Son steals drugs from bra

Posted: May 2nd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

From AP via MSNBC: Mom turns in son for stealing drugs from her bra.
Bra boy’s big bail bond
Mum’s drug bust would not let him
get off of his tits


Haiku – Robot Pharmacist

Posted: March 21st, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Robo-pharmFrom BBC News – Robot serves remedies in Lincolnshire.

‘Droid dispenses drugs
Must find medicine quickly
and KILL ALL HUMANS


Haiku – Cops request spirit guard

Posted: March 20th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

From Reuters via Yahoo: Mexican drug cops ask spirits for protection

PC Poltergeist
Magic tatts stop cartel caps
Call ghost drug busters


Haiku – Snorting Drugs Off Police Car

Posted: March 3rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

FSnortingrom The Metro: German caught taking drugs on police car.

Cop car coke clanger.
A badly timed Need for Speed –
Sierra Charlie