From the BBC: Charity offers UK drug addicts £200 to be sterilised
Numpty gets neutered.
Let’s raise some cash and search out
Chris Moyles’ phone number
From Sky News via Yahoo: Police in Colombia have seized a replica World Cup trophy – made from 11 kilos of cocaine.
Snow White silverware
England team would try harder
if this was real cup
From The Metro: Drug dealer’s to do list includes ‘go on the rob’ and ‘sell weed’
1. Go on the rob
2. Sell weed. 3. Get busted
4. Go to prison
From ABC: Customs sorry for jailing man over shampoo
Wash And Go to jail
Lesson: don’t try to import
Herbal Essences
From Sun Journal: Man says he grew pot to pay attorney
Debt dealt with dope dough
This hippie lettuce grower
likes his bread toasted
From AP via MSNBC: Mom turns in son for stealing drugs from her bra.
Bra boy’s big bail bond
Mum’s drug bust would not let him
get off of his tits
From BBC News – Robot serves remedies in Lincolnshire.
‘Droid dispenses drugs
Must find medicine quickly
and KILL ALL HUMANS
From Reuters via Yahoo: Mexican drug cops ask spirits for protection
PC Poltergeist
Magic tatts stop cartel caps
Call ghost drug busters
F
rom The Metro: German caught taking drugs on police car.
Cop car coke clanger.
A badly timed Need for Speed -
Sierra Charlie
