Haiku – Drink Driving in Barbie’s Car

Posted: April 20th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , , | No Comments »

Paul HuttonFrom The Telegraph: Man loses licence after drink-driving in toy Barbie car

Dinky drink driving
How to tell it’s Barbie’s car –
Very big bumpers


Haiku – Milkman drunk on float

Posted: April 15th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

From The Telegraph: Milkman caught drunk drivingĀ  float on early morning round.

Milkman hits bottle
On the float, everything sloshed
And yoghurts? Mullered.


Haiku – Drunken Teacher

Posted: March 26th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

FTeacherrom The Metro: Teacher arrested for drunken teaching.

DWI
Drunk while instructing. Subject?
Now she’s history.


Haiku Challenge Daily – Proof

Posted: March 22nd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: daily challenge | Tags: , , | No Comments »

In response to Haiku Challenge Daily – proof

My theory does work
But only when I’m half drunk.
50% proof?


Haiku – DUI with Lorry and Horse

Posted: February 23rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

FHorse / Lorryrom The Metro: Man Drunk Driving Lorry and Horse.

You can lead a horse
to the garage, but you can’t
after too much drink.