Haiku – Ear cut off to escape

Posted: May 3rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

EscapeeFrom BBC News: Prisoner cuts off ear in escape bid

Ear first, then a hand,
arm, foot, leg and so on. Plan?
Escape bit by bit.


Haiku – ‘Fat’ Woman tries to eat man

Posted: April 29th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

EarFrom The Metro: Woman accused of being fat tries to eat man in retaliation

Probe into lost lobe
She tried to lose weight with the
Mike Tyson Diet