Haiku – Oldest McDonalds Worker

Posted: June 6th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , | No Comments »

OAP McDonaldsFrom The Metro: Oldest McDonalds Worker

Silly old burger
McJob then McPensioner
Wanna go large print?


Haiku – Gran Wrong Dog Poo Fine

Posted: May 18th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

No PooFrom BBC News: Sunderland grandmother dog poo fine scrapped

Gran terrierised
Had to springer out of jail
It was ruff justice


Haiku – Couple live in disused toilet

Posted: May 4th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

FEx-loorom The Telegraph: Couple set up home in disused public lavatory with sea view

A loo with a view.
They asked the estate agent
for a wee cottage


Haiku – Elderly Bank Robber

Posted: April 23rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

Bank RobberFrom The Telegraph: Elderly ‘Geezer bandit’ bank robber strikes again

OAPlea guilty
Diss him and he will pop a
flat cap in yo ass


Haiku – Extreme Sports Killing Elderly

Posted: April 19th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

From The Telegraph: Extreme Sports Killing The Elderly

Ancient excitement
The NHS should provide
mountaineering aids


Haiku – Working after 65

Posted: January 25th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , | No Comments »

Working over 65From BBC News – Call for over 65s to keep working

“Pension? What pension?
Kid, I want to continue
working in-dentured.”