Haiku – Oldest McDonalds Worker
Posted: June 6th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: elderly, mcdonalds | No Comments »
From The Metro: Oldest McDonalds Worker
Silly old burger
McJob then McPensioner
Wanna go large print?
Haiku – Gran Wrong Dog Poo Fine
Posted: May 18th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: council, dog, elderly, fine, poo | No Comments »
From BBC News: Sunderland grandmother dog poo fine scrapped
Gran terrierised
Had to springer out of jail
It was ruff justice
Haiku – Couple live in disused toilet
Posted: May 4th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: elderly, home, toilet | No Comments »F
rom The Telegraph: Couple set up home in disused public lavatory with sea view
A loo with a view.
They asked the estate agent
for a wee cottage
Haiku – Elderly Bank Robber
Posted: April 23rd, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: bank, elderly, pension, robber, theft | No Comments »
From The Telegraph: Elderly ‘Geezer bandit’ bank robber strikes again
OAPlea guilty
Diss him and he will pop a
flat cap in yo ass
Haiku – Extreme Sports Killing Elderly
Posted: April 19th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: death, elderly, extreme sports | No Comments »From The Telegraph: Extreme Sports Killing The Elderly
Ancient excitement
The NHS should provide
mountaineering aids
Haiku – Working after 65
Posted: January 25th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: elderly, pension | No Comments »
From BBC News – Call for over 65s to keep working
“Pension? What pension?
Kid, I want to continue
working in-dentured.”