Haiku – London’s Sewer Fat Would Fill 9 Buses

Posted: July 14th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , , | No Comments »

Sewer FatFrom The Telegaph: Fat cleared from London sewers will fill nine double-decker buses

London’s lump of lard
Enough to fill nine buses
or seven Big Macs


Haiku – ‘Fat’ Woman tries to eat man

Posted: April 29th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

EarFrom The Metro: Woman accused of being fat tries to eat man in retaliation

Probe into lost lobe
She tried to lose weight with the
Mike Tyson Diet


Haiku – Sugary Drinks Lead to Diabetes

Posted: March 6th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

From The Telegraph: Study shows sugary drinks lead to diabetes.

Eat lard, you get fat.
Drink alcohol, you get drunk.
Need any more clues?