Posted: July 14th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: bus, fat, lard, london, mcdonalds, sewer | No Comments »
From The Telegaph: Fat cleared from London sewers will fill nine double-decker buses
London’s lump of lard
Enough to fill nine buses
or seven Big Macs
Posted: April 29th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: ear, fat, obesity, revenge | No Comments »
From The Metro: Woman accused of being fat tries to eat man in retaliation
Probe into lost lobe
She tried to lose weight with the
Mike Tyson Diet
Posted: March 6th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: fat, health, lard, obvious, sugar | No Comments »
From The Telegraph: Study shows sugary drinks lead to diabetes.
Eat lard, you get fat.
Drink alcohol, you get drunk.
Need any more clues?
