Posted: June 19th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: beer, fight | No Comments »
From TampaBay.com: Woman accused of fighting boyfriend over last beer
A Battle Roy-ale
For worse, poorer and sickness
but not my last beer
Posted: June 14th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: chef, fight, food, police, restaurant | No Comments »
From The Daily Mail: Man arrested over claim chef was ‘tortured by broccoli’
Many cooks spoiling -
Let’s get ready to crumble.
Police grill starter
Posted: February 10th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: fight, peanuts, tunbridge wells | No Comments »
From Metro.co.uk: Fight breaks out over last peanuts.
When the lads went nuts
Over the last dry roasted
They were assaulted
