Haiku – Woman fights over last beer

Posted: June 19th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , | No Comments »

From TampaBay.com: Woman accused of fighting boyfriend over last beer

A Battle Roy-ale
For worse, poorer and sickness
but not my last beer


Haiku – Broccoli Attack

Posted: June 14th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

Star InnFrom The Daily Mail: Man arrested over claim chef was ‘tortured by broccoli’

Many cooks spoiling –
Let’s get ready to crumble.
Police grill starter


Haiku – Tunbridge Wells Peanut Brawl

Posted: February 10th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

PeanutsFrom Metro.co.uk: Fight breaks out over last peanuts.

When the lads went nuts
Over the last dry roasted
They were assaulted