Posted: November 8th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: doctor, enema, health, poo, superbug, sweden | No Comments »
From The Local: Sweden looks to fight superbugs with ‘other people’s poop’
Quack packs cack in crack.
Wait until you hear about
option number two
(Thanks to DB for the story link)
Posted: June 10th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: health, pants, science | No Comments »
From Reuters via Yahoo: U.S. scientists design smart underpants that could save lives
Your life in their pants.
If you trust Dr CK
your health’s on the skids
or:
Your life in their pants
The NHS want to keep
diagnosis brief
Posted: March 17th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: cinema, food, health | No Comments »
From Times Online: Sony boss calls for healthy cinema snacks.
Pass on the popcorn
say no to nachos, but still,
what’s in those hot dogs?
Posted: March 6th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: fat, health, lard, obvious, sugar | No Comments »
From The Telegraph: Study shows sugary drinks lead to diabetes.
Eat lard, you get fat.
Drink alcohol, you get drunk.
Need any more clues?
