Haiku – Fight superbugs with poo enema

Posted: November 8th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , , | No Comments »

From The Local: Sweden looks to fight superbugs with ‘other people’s poop’

Quack packs cack in crack.
Wait until you hear about
option number two

(Thanks to DB for the story link)


Haiku – Life Saving Pants

Posted: June 10th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

From Reuters via Yahoo: U.S. scientists design smart underpants that could save lives

Your life in their pants.
If you trust Dr CK
your health’s on the skids

or:

Your life in their pants
The NHS want to keep
diagnosis brief


Haiku – Call for healthy cinema snacks

Posted: March 17th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

PopcornFrom Times Online: Sony boss calls for healthy cinema snacks.

Pass on the popcorn
say no to nachos, but still,
what’s in those hot dogs?


Haiku – Sugary Drinks Lead to Diabetes

Posted: March 6th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

From The Telegraph: Study shows sugary drinks lead to diabetes.

Eat lard, you get fat.
Drink alcohol, you get drunk.
Need any more clues?