Haiku – New Hampshire Beer Thief Arrested 154 Times

Posted: July 3rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

Beer ThiefFrom Gawker: New Hampshire Beer Thief Arrested 154 Times

Ale fail trail to jail
as beer blagger begs brig and
secures stout sentence


Haiku – Smuggler Rectal Capacity

Posted: June 7th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

PrisonFrom The Metro: Police astonished by rectal capacity of prison smuggler

That’s one big ass haul.
I wonder where he will keep
his brand new crack pipe?


Haiku – Burglars’ Implicating Diets

Posted: May 12th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

From Sky News: Burglars’ Diets Could Land Them In JailPrint

Chocolate fingerprints
It will answer the question
Who nicked all the pies?