Posted: July 3rd, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: beer, criminal, jail, prison, theft | No Comments »
From Gawker: New Hampshire Beer Thief Arrested 154 Times
Ale fail trail to jail
as beer blagger begs brig and
secures stout sentence
Posted: June 7th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: bottom, jail, prison, smuggling | No Comments »
From The Metro: Police astonished by rectal capacity of prison smuggler
That’s one big ass haul.
I wonder where he will keep
his brand new crack pipe?
Posted: May 12th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: diet, fingerprints, jail, pies | No Comments »
From Sky News: Burglars’ Diets Could Land Them In Jail
Chocolate fingerprints
It will answer the question
Who nicked all the pies?
