Haiku – Middle Eastern Loo

Posted: July 15th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

Squat LooFrom The Telegraph: Middle-Eastern-style ‘squat’ lavatories fitted in Rochdale shopping centre

Crapper culture clash.
Po-litical correctness
has gone down the pan

Haiku – Inflatable colon in shopping centre

Posted: April 17th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

'Coco'From The Metro: ‘Coco’ the inflatable colon erected at entrance to shopping centre.

Colon crawl in mall
Did it increase sales figures?
I think it rectum