Haiku – McDonald’s offers weddings

Posted: October 12th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , | No Comments »

McD WeddingFrom cnngo.com: McDonald’s offers weddings

Want to Supersize?
No thanks, but it will happen
coz Here Come the Fries.


Haiku – London’s Sewer Fat Would Fill 9 Buses

Posted: July 14th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , , | No Comments »

Sewer FatFrom The Telegaph: Fat cleared from London sewers will fill nine double-decker buses

London’s lump of lard
Enough to fill nine buses
or seven Big Macs


Haiku – Oldest McDonalds Worker

Posted: June 6th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , | No Comments »

OAP McDonaldsFrom The Metro: Oldest McDonalds Worker

Silly old burger
McJob then McPensioner
Wanna go large print?


Haiku – 4 Trillion Degrees

Posted: February 18th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

FBrookehavenrom The Telegraph: Scientists Recreate Big Bang Temperatures.

Hotter than the sun
But still not as hot as a
McD’s apple pie.