Posted: October 12th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: mcdonalds, wedding | No Comments »
From cnngo.com: McDonald’s offers weddings
Want to Supersize?
No thanks, but it will happen
coz Here Come the Fries.
Posted: July 14th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: bus, fat, lard, london, mcdonalds, sewer | No Comments »
From The Telegaph: Fat cleared from London sewers will fill nine double-decker buses
London’s lump of lard
Enough to fill nine buses
or seven Big Macs
Posted: June 6th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: elderly, mcdonalds | No Comments »
From The Metro: Oldest McDonalds Worker
Silly old burger
McJob then McPensioner
Wanna go large print?
Posted: February 18th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: 4 trillion degrees, apple pie, big bang, brookehaven, mcdonalds | No Comments »
F
rom The Telegraph: Scientists Recreate Big Bang Temperatures.
Hotter than the sun
But still not as hot as a
McD’s apple pie.
