Haiku – Steaks hidden in trousers

Posted: October 19th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | 6 Comments »

TrousersFrom NewsOK.com: Man stuffs 8 steaks in his pants at Braum’s in Durant

Fillet filcher fail
With his trousers packed with meat
no room for two veg


Haiku – Meat Flavoured Vodka

Posted: June 29th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

From AP via MSNBC:  Smoked Salmon Vodka

Vodkarnivorous?
Harvey Wallbangers and mash
at this drinking joint.

Make mine a meat-flavored vodka, please