Haiku – Nude Cleaners

Posted: November 3rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

CleanerFrom The Metro: Nude cleaning agency launched by hard-up Czech students

Buffing in the buff.
Prefer Brazilians for
a tidy downstairs.


Haiku – Strip Poker

Posted: May 29th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

PokerFrom Orange: Strip poker contest set to go global
Depends where you look
whether you raise or fold. Me?
I’d rather hold ’em


Haiku – Jobcentre ads for nude performers

Posted: May 15th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , | No Comments »

From The Telegraph: Jobcentre Plus advertises for nude performers

Introducing JILFs –
UB40 Double-D
Jobless I’d Like To…