Haiku – Farming led to obesity?

Posted: June 9th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , | No Comments »

FarmFrom The Independent: Spencer Wells: ‘At root, we’re still hunters’

Escape the fat farm
Oi, get off my land while I
get off my fat arse


Haiku – Too Fat To Fight

Posted: May 1st, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Fat BlokeFrom BBC News: US youngsters are too fat to fight, warn generals

McArmy goes large
At least the enemy may
confuse them for tanks


Haiku – ‘Fat’ Woman tries to eat man

Posted: April 29th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

EarFrom The Metro: Woman accused of being fat tries to eat man in retaliation

Probe into lost lobe
She tried to lose weight with the
Mike Tyson Diet


Haiku – Supersized Last Supper

Posted: March 23rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Last SupperFrom The Telegraph: Last Supper portions grow larger over time.

“What can I get you?”
“I’ll have five loaves and two fish.”
“Sure. Wanna go large?”


Haiku – Scottish Restaurants to Fight Obesity

Posted: February 24th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: , , , , | 2 Comments »

From Telegraph: Restaurants to serve smaller portions to combat obesity.

Mmm, what shall I have?
The double lard burger with
half of the salad.