Posted: June 9th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: farmer, obesity | No Comments »
From The Independent: Spencer Wells: ‘At root, we’re still hunters’
Escape the fat farm
Oi, get off my land while I
get off my fat arse
Posted: May 1st, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: america, army, obesity | No Comments »
From BBC News: US youngsters are too fat to fight, warn generals
McArmy goes large
At least the enemy may
confuse them for tanks
Posted: April 29th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: ear, fat, obesity, revenge | No Comments »
From The Metro: Woman accused of being fat tries to eat man in retaliation
Probe into lost lobe
She tried to lose weight with the
Mike Tyson Diet
Posted: March 23rd, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: last supper, obesity, portion | No Comments »
From The Telegraph: Last Supper portions grow larger over time.
“What can I get you?”
“I’ll have five loaves and two fish.”
“Sure. Wanna go large?”
Posted: February 24th, 2010 | Author: Roffy | Filed under: topical haiku | Tags: lard, obesity, portion, restaurant, scotland | 2 Comments »
From Telegraph: Restaurants to serve smaller portions to combat obesity.
Mmm, what shall I have?
The double lard burger with
half of the salad.